I-WhatsApp iza kubuphelisa njani bonke ubudlelwane bezesondo

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Masithi udibene noPaqui kwii-80s. 

UPaqui ufundela ubuhlengikazi kwiComplutense, uhlala nabazali bakhe kwaye uyahleka, evale amazinyo ngesandla. Umbonile ebharini eMalasaña kwaye uye wasondela kuye. Umbuza ukuba uyafunda na okanye uyaphangela. Ngale ndlela ufumanisa ukuba ufundela ukuba ngumongikazi eComplutense. Uyazenzela, uyayithanda, umcele inombolo yefowuni, kwaye kuba naye uyakuthanda, uyakunika. UPaqui uyeka ukushiya indlu iintsuku ezimbalwa (kodwa kuphela isibini, esingakhange sikhuphe 'iSini kunye neSixeko' kwaye awunalo nofifi lwesicwangciso) kuba uhlala elinde wena ukuba umbize ekhayeni lakhe. abazali. Udibana ne-ice cream kwaye uhambahamba e-El Retiro. Uyatshata. Nonwabile ngokuphakathi.

Masithi udibana noLaura phakathi kwe-90s. 

Ukwi-bar yedolophu kwaye usela i-Licor 43 ngecola nabahlobo bakhe abavela eofisini. Uligqwetha leJASP yiyo loo nto ungene kwiClio yakho. Ukhupha amantshontsho amabini kwisahluko sokugqibela 'sabahlobo' enikhe nababona bobabini. Ukwabelana ngesondo ngokungaqhelekanga kwindawo ebanzi kakhulu yeClio JASP yakho. Uyathanda Utshintshiselana ngeefowuni eziphathwayo. Uhlala ethandana kwaye ngokungathandabuzekiyo kwaye elele ngokungakhathali nabanye abantu de afumane umyalezo wakho emva kweeveki ezimbini (kuba ubonile 'isini kunye neSixeko' kwaye uyazi ukuba kufuneka uzenzele). Khange ihlale ekhaya kuba ineselfowuni ekhoyo. Ulala phantsi amaxesha ambalwa kwaye uyabona ukuba kuyasebenza. Uyatshata. Wonwabile ngokuphakathi nangona ebelala nabanye oko wadibana nawe. Ufumanisa oku kuphela xa ukhukweni lokufa. Uyayiqalekisa, kodwa kungekudala iyadlula.

Masithi udibene noVane ngo-2008 kumhlaba wehotele esembindini weMadrid.

Bubusuku obumnandi behlobo. Ngu umphathi woluntu kwaye usebenza kubasebenzi kwinkampani Ngandlela-thile. "Le Intanethi ikamva," uyavuma. "Endlini yakho okanye kwam" uphela ekuthathela kuye. Kusasa uhamba ungxamile phambi kokuba ubuze inombolo yomnxeba kuba umntu olungisa imibhobho yamanzi uza kugoduka kwaye ukunika ithuba lokuba umvuse. Uyithandile, ke uyijonge kuFacebook kwaye ibonakala ngokubiza vane1981@hotmail.com. I-Vane oyongezayo ayisiyiyo olala nayo, kodwa emva kweenyanga ezimbini zokuncokola uyaqonda ukuba wenzelwe omnye nomnye. Utshata kwaye yonke imihla yokubukela ubukele i-Fincher's 'iNethiwekhi yeNtlalontle' enewayini kunye namakhandlela. Wonwabile ngokuphakathi de enye iVane ikufumane kuFacebook ngenye imini ikuxelela ukuba ukuba ubuyicelile ifowuni ngewenze kakuhle.

Masithi udibene noMarta kwimpelaveki edlulileyo. 

Umxelela iziqhulo zaselwandle malunga 'neAlaska kunye noMario' kwaye ubuza ngokudibeneyo ukuba unayo i-WhatsApp. "Ngokuqinisekileyo, ndingumfo we-iPhone," uncuma. "Owu wethu, yeyiphi ifowuni emnandi," utsho, ekhupha kwa esi sixhobo, nangona ingaphelelwa lixesha, ukusilela okubonakala kuye ukuvunwa kweediliya kwaye isanikezela ngesisele sayo esipinki. Isongelwa njengoko i-egos yakho yangaphambilini yenzile kule thethi yethemba ethembekileyo apho parece ukuba uhlala uphumelela. Kubonakala kuba ngoku izinto ziyatshintsha. Kuba I-WhatsApp izakuzisa iintlungu, ukufa kunye nentshabalalo.

Ndiyacacisa:

Ngeeleta zeposi, iintambo zetelegraph, ukufowunelwa, yilahle, nokuba ungathumela nge-imeyile, uyaqhubeka nokuzala. Ukuba akunjalo, nokuba nguwe ofundayo, okanye mna ndibhala oku ngekhe wenze intengiselwano engaqhelekanga yenkcubeko esichaphazelayo ngoku. Andikwazi ukubuza ngokwasentlalweni indlela ezihambileyo zomthunywa ezigcine thina bantu sinxibelelana (kwaye 'sinxibelelana') kude kube ngoku. Kodwa yintoni ye WhatsApp ewe, into kaWhatsApp sele iqalile kwaye Akunyanzelekanga ukuba ilunge. Ngoku kuphela kukusa kuthembisa ukuba iyakuba nguisixhobo sedemon, ne inkululeko yomnxeba onxulunyaniswa nereyithi ethe tyaba kunye ubukhoboka Ngokwesiqhelo emva kwemini ende kugxilwe phambi kwefowuni yevili oyifaka ngengqondo de ibe yiringi yayo eyoyikekayo -ngoku ukuvunwa kweediliya ukwazisa- ukuba ekugqibeleni ufuna ukuthetha nawe. Ngubani ocinga ngawe

U-WhatsApp, watsho, ilayishwe ngusathana kuba ukusuka ekungeneni kwayo kumdlalo yonke into ingangaphezulukwangoko, ngohlobo lwencoko yekhompyuter, kodwa ngokumangalisa ngakumbi ukhohlakele.

Ndicebisa iimeko ezininzi ezingathandekiyo xa kuziwa ekuthandaneni ngeselfowuni:

1. Ungayeka njani ukuthetha. Soloko kufuneka wenze into enomthunzi. Intoni "Ndinento emlilweni"(kwaye awazi kupheka), "Kufuneka ndiphume ndiye kuthenga isonka" (Kwaye ngu-3 kusasa), "Ndizakulala phantsi, kuba ndiyasila" (Kwaye ngu-8 emva kwemini) okanye «Ndizokushiya, umama undenzele ukutya nje kancinci » (kwaye uyinkedama). Linganisa ubuxoki bakho, kuba ukurhoxa kungafana nokurhoxiswa kwentetho. Ayisiyo yokuba awufuni kuqhubeka nokuthetha, kukuba ubomi buyaqhubeka kwaye i-WhatsApp ilawulwa ngumfazi othethayo yivortex enokuginya ubomi bomntu. Inkanyamba engenasiphelo. Unxantathu waseBermuda.

2. Ukuba abakuhoyi kwaye bayazi ukuba awuhoywanga. Ubeka into eshushu. Ngu Ungaxhunyiwe kwi-intanethi. Ujonge kwiscreen amaxesha ali-10 ngomzuzu, kunye namanzi. Ekugqibeleni, emva kweeyure ezintathu, kubonakala ngathi iqhagamshelwe. Ulindele ukuba imeko yayo iguquke Ukuchwetheza ukuze ikunike enye into enobungozi ngakumbi, kodwa ayizukuba yinto engaqhelekanga ukuba uyifunde kwaye uyishiyele elinye ixesha (abantu banobomi). Ngendlela ekwakukhululeke ngayo ukukuphendula. Ngama-latency eSMS ayengcono kuba kwakungekho kuvunywa kokufunyanwa. Nantsi Akukho mpendulo ngokuzithandela kufana nokufumana iintonga zibotshelelwe phantsi kweenzipho zakho.

3. Ukunganyaniseki. Asikukhuthazi oko, kodwa kuyenzeka.

USUKU LWEKHITI LANGAPHAKATHI

I-iPhone ishiye isiphelo sayo kwitafile ngelixa uhlamba, evakala njenge-steamroller kwi-equation ekwabandakanya intombi yakho enomdla kwaye inyanzelisa, inokuba ngumthombo wengxaki.

Yenzekile nakuwe.

Isilingo sokulala sikhulu kwaye yiWhatsApp, ebonisa imiyalezo yakho yamva nje njengesigqumathelo esamkelekileyo, esingaqondakaliyo.

4. Uloyiko ekuhlaleni. Udibana nebhinqa eliselula ukuba usele ibhiya eqhelekileyo kwithambeka eliqhelekileyo labo apho bafake khona iiFries eziqhelekileyo kumjikelo omncinci, omhlophe omhlophe kunye nesiqhelo. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku yonke into iqhelekile. Kodwa kuyacaca ukuba ngequbuliso unomhlobo oneengxaki kuba umfana athandana naye umshiyile okanye ngenxa yokuba wophule isikhonkwane okanye ngenxa yokuba kufunyaniswe ukuba unesifo esingenabungozi kodwa sinqabile. Kwaye bakuxelela ngayo kuWhatsApp ngelixa ujonge ubomi buqhubeka. Ujonga i-imeyile yakho, ujonge amantombazana adlulayo, udlala i-poker kwi-intanethi kwaye uphumelele uthotho lwehlabathi. Kwaye umnike ukuba ndikubethe, ngolwimi luphume ngokungathi uzama ukuqinisa isikrufu kunye nokuchwetheza amagama angenantliziyo wentuthuzelo. Kwinto abanokuyilungiselela iyure efowunini, bachitha iiyure ezintathu bethumela imiyalezo. Kwaye ke ingcongolo yakho ishushu. Kwaye, ngokucacileyo, ubekek 'ityala.

5. Ukuphelelwa lithemba ngamava. Kwaye kukho abo bakubhalela kancinci nge-iPhone kuba iyiselfowuni enezitshixo ezincinci ezingasoloko zibhalisa iminwe kakuhle, ziguqula amava abantu abaneminwe yesoseji yegazi kwimpazamo yokulinga ephelelwa lithemba kwaye ityisiwe. Kwaye iphantse yaphela isiphelo esiphakathi (hayi kude) ingqondo eyonwabileyo.

Kwaye kuyo yonke le nto, ndincoma ukubuyela kwisihlangu nakwi-abacus.